Thursday, November 15, 2007

Belly Talk

ALL from yesterday 7 a.m. to 5 p.m.:

“Wow, look at your ankles”

“Haven’t you had that baby yet?”

“You are never going to make it until December.”

“Boy, you really are sticking out there.”

“Haven’t you figured out how that happens?”

And my personal favorite: “At least we don’t look like her” [after passing two ladies talking about how they were going to eat too much when they try to quit smoking for the Great American Smoke-out today]

And to be fair, as I was walking to my car in the garage, my new best friend whose name I don’t know told me: “You look so cute, you really handle your pregnancies well.”

Everyone, take note – that is what you are supposed to say to a big giant pregnant lady that you don’t know when you bump into her in the garage. Either that or just run away before she steals your purse looking for food.


Jen said...


As a mommy who never got farther than 34 weeks, I say hooray for you. Keep up the great work!


Jenny said...

Okay, I saw you not that long ago and from the back you look totally not pregnant. This is a vast improvement from the ENORMOUS butt I had with Hailey.

All things considered I think you look pretty hot for a pregnant chick.

Phoenix said...

Haven't you figured it out yet??? That is so freaking rude. And to a woman who is hving her second kid? People are insane.