Mama (to husband who just came home in the middle of the night from playing softball - or maybe it was 9:30, but it’s all the same to me lately because I’d been in bed for at least an hour) : Would you rub my back pleeeeeeze
Hubby: Would you rub my back?
Mama: How am I going to rub your back while you are rubbing my back?
Hubby: I meant after.
Mama: The point is that you rub my back until I fall asleep since you just woke me up.
Hubby: Maybe we could just face each other and reach around.
Mama: If I do that you are going to try to jump my bones.
Hubby: That’s disgusting. I would probably try to have sex with you.
Mama: Nevermind. You clearly aren’t getting the point of this.
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